tltty:

maybe i can ask my wisdom teeth for advice

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

So I think my last 2 hrs at work today are gonna be sole charge??

So someone in London should totally just come hang out in my store with me from 8-10 tonight yeah ;;

weisbrot:

just felt like finally finishing this is so old uuuugh
Lyrics from damien rices’ “delicate” [x]

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

dreamitallawayx:

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

Does this mean that the Cuban Missile Crisis was essentially them playing gay chicken? 

Can I get you a drink?

attilee:

pretty much.

This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair

tobroadwayandbeyond:

Minimalist edit: Wicked

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

catswithbenefits:

cowboys dont roll joints. they tumble weed

applesandibexes:

It is 150 years since the world’s first underground railway system was created. These posters are from the London Transport Museum’s exhibition titled Poster Art 150: London Underground’s Greatest Designs. (via Brain Picker)