maybe i can ask my wisdom teeth for advice
I'm a Hufflepuff. We find stuff. Deal with it.
♫ ♪ and i act like a child and i'm insecure, and i'm filled with doubt and i'm immature ♪ ♫
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
So I think my last 2 hrs at work today are gonna be sole charge??
So someone in London should totally just come hang out in my store with me from 8-10 tonight yeah ;;
just felt like finally finishing this is so old uuuughLyrics from damien rices’ “delicate” [x]
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
oh yeah fuck glee
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
Does this mean that the Cuban Missile Crisis was essentially them playing gay chicken?
This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
It is 150 years since the world’s first underground railway system was created. These posters are from the London Transport Museum’s exhibition titled Poster Art 150: London Underground’s Greatest Designs. (via Brain Picker)